PRIVATE TOURS

‘Enjoyable & informative. Even the BEST READ history buff can learn something’ Edinburgh Evening News

There are lots of advantages to a private walk. We will provide the group with the right kind of guide for the tour they want.
They’re stronger, braver and faster than normal human beings. They love what they do and they’re better than anyone else at it.
So your tour can be historical or funny or scary as hell – or all three!

Corporate tours. Treasure hunts. School trips. We can even make your boss or the teacher the.. eh… focus of our stories. 
Here’s the best part! As long as you have twenty people, a private tour costs you the same as a public one – £17.00 per person

​And if there are less than 20 in the group you can still have a private tour for a flat fee of £340.
(Please note. A Double Dead Private Tour is £20.00 per person or £400 for groups of less than 20).

Our goal is simple. To provide the most enjoyable and memorable experience of any visitor attraction in the country. One that will be talked about for months. ​Please Note.  We do not take stag or hen parties.

‘Has something EXTRA TO OFFER… fun witty and informative, even for cynics’ Veritas Magazine

We do all sorts but we especially like kids' tours. 

THE SECRET CITY TOUR
A kid's tour led by our very own childrens' guide Bec - who also performs as a clown).  
The Drummer boy. The Highland charge. Gardy-loo. Harry Potter. Burke and Hare. Greyfriars Bobby and other stories. 
Open to children and their guardians (Up to 15 people).

WITCH? THE BRUTAL TRUTH ABOUT THE WITCH HUNTS IN SCOTLAND 
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